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ALL aliens are sweet like E.T. But most are even sweeter cuter. Dude, that's just common knowledge. You shouldn't be scared anymore.

Crickets and grasshoppers freak me out just because they hop and they're gross. Oh, and people with mullets send cold shivers up my spine.


I've lived my entire life being afraid of escalators...yes, the moving staircase kind. I'm (irrationally) quite sure that one of the times I'M on one it's going to somehow keep me glued to it just long enough to suck me under in it's never-ending revolving suckage.

And you thought you were irrational.

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